You Will Need

• Exercise
• Deep breathing
• Hair tugging
• An emotional connection
• A marriage license
• A feminist partner
• Masturbation (optional)
• Wealth (optional)

Get moving. Exercise activates the sympathetic nervous system, encouraging blood flow to the genital region. One study found that women were more sexually responsive following 20 minutes of vigorous exercise.

Men who are physically active may reduce their chance of erectile dysfunction by up to 30 percent.

Take a lot of slow, deep breaths when you’re on the verge of orgasm. You’ll climax more intensely by increasing blood flow to your genitals. You can also try our newest Gigi Vibrator for intense orgasm.

Tug each other’s hair in the home stretch. It releases endorphins, which in turn intensify orgasm.

Studies suggest that women who masturbate have better orgasms during intercourse than those who don’t.

Be in love. Studies indicate that couples who have a strong emotional connection have more satisfying sex.

Get married. Surveys show married people have better sex than singles do. You can also try our sexy lingerie and dress up costumes during your honeymoon to make your lovemaking more exciting.

Even better, marry someone rich. Wealthy people have sex more often and are more likely to reach orgasm than the middle and lower classes.

Hook up with a feminist. Research shows that men with a feminist partner and women with a male who identifies himself as a feminist have healthier relationships and better sex lives. Let’s hear it for equality!