Tuesday, November 10, 2009

How To Have A Great Phone Sex


With this advice, phone sex can be the best sex of your life.

You Will Need

  • Cheat sheet
  • Deep breathing
  • Descriptiveness
  • Sound effects
  • “Sext” message
  • Racy photo
  • Cheat sheet
  • Deep breathing
  • Descriptiveness
  • Sound effects
  • “Sext” message
  • Racy photo
  • For additional fun and excitement: you can also use sex toys like LELO Gigi, SaSi and Wevibe for intense orgasm.
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Step 1: Jot down some notes

If you’re not used to talking dirty, jot down some notes so you’ll never be at a loss for words.

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Step 2: Calm yourself

Spend a few minutes taking deep breaths before dialing so you’ll sound relaxed and confident.

Consider starting things off by sending a “sext” message and R-rated photo of yourself.

Sending racy photos can entail serious risk; only share them with someone you trust completely.

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Step 3: Describe yourself

If you’re wooing a man, paint an alluring picture of what you’re wearing or not wearing, even if the truth is you’re in sweatpants, because guys respond to visual imagery. If you’re dirty dialing a woman, emphasize how much you are craving her body and what precisely you’d like to be doing to her at that very moment.

Speak slowly, emphasizing the last letter of each word.

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Step 4: Become graphic

Become progressively graphic, ending by using the crudest words for body parts that you can think of. Say things you’d be too shy to utter face to face.

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Step 5: Be specific

Be as specific as you can. Don’t say, “I’m so hot for you.” Describe the physical manifestations of your lust.

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Step 6: Make it personal

Refer to your partner’s unique physical attributes and erotic preferences so the dirty talk doesn’t sound generic.

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Step 7: Make it mutual

Listen to your partner and adapt your talk to theirs. It should be a mutual conversation, not two separate monologues.

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Step 8: Get off … the phone

After you’ve both (hopefully) climaxed, end the call. The postcoital glow of phone sex is best enjoyed alone.

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Step 9: Get physical

Add sound effects. Let the person hear what you are doing to your body in response to their suggestions and commands. Keep up the grunts, moans and groans. Moreover, you can also try our Kama Sutra Weekender Kit for intense lust and excitement.
You don’t want the person on the other end to wonder if they’re panting into a dropped call.

Eleven percent of surveyed cell phone users admitted they’ve sent a text message while engaged in “intimate behavior.”

Source for further reading:

Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 11, 2009

Howcast How to have a great Phone Sex Nov. 11, 2009

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